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- No cook desserts
A great dessert to serve during the warm summer months. It's refreshing and incredibly delicious. Feel free to use any alcohol you prefer.
57 people made this
- 1 seedless watermelon
- 350ml rum or as needed
MethodPrep:10min ›Ready in:10min
- Rinse the outer rind of the watermelon thoroughly and pat dry. Set the watermelon in a position so it will not roll over. Press the tip of a funnel through the rind of the melon. If using a plastic funnel, you may need to cut a hole.
- Situate the melon on a towel in the bottom of the refrigerator. Pour rum into the funnel a little at a time, refilling as it seeps into the melon. Allow the melon to marinate at least a few hours, before removing the funnel. Slice just before serving.
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by The Deevah Socialite
I made this for last months girls nite and the ladies loved it. But instead of pouring the rum in the watermelon, I cut the melon into bite sized chunks and marinated it overnight in Pineapple flavored rum. I then made a punch out of Melon Verdi & Ginger ale and drained the rum off the watermelon and added the melon to the punch. It was the best summer drink we ever had.-27 Aug 2007
this has been a staple at every outdoor and/or summery gathering i hold or go to for years. if you want something really wild, try it with half citrus vodka and half watermellon schnapps. the taste keeps people coming back for more, and the drunken hilarity that's sure to follow makes it definitely worth it.-24 Feb 2006
Drunk Melon Balls: The Labor Day Party Must-Have
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Although it'll stay hot here through at least the "fall," Labor Day weekend is traditionally the last big pool party and/or barbecuing weekend of the year. And nothing goes better with swimsuits and/or smoked meats than cool, refreshing, healthy fruit. That's been saturated with booze.
Drunk watermelon is a summer tradition (check out our guide to making the best drunk watermelon and not destroying the thing while you transport it), but what about other fruits? Why should they be left out of the party? Especially when they're so ripe and in season and begging to soak up some cheap vodka like an insecure college freshman on bid night?
Here's our suggestion: Make both. Buy some cheap vodka and go to town on that watermelon. But while you're at Spec's, buy some white rum, too -- because we're going to show you how to make drunk melon balls.
Here's what you'll need in your kitchen:
- 7 c. melon balls (any melon, or assorted melons)
- 3 T. sugar
- 1 c. white (or light) rum
- 1 tsp. lemon zest
- 1/2 tsp. lemon juice
- 1 T. lime zest
Scoop out little balls of melon from each of your melons (I prefer a blend of honeydew, cantaloupe and temptation melon) until you have 7 cups worth. Put them into your nice big bowl. Dissolve 3 tablespoons of sugar in the white rum and then add 1/2 teaspoon of lemon juice. Pour the rum over the melon balls and toss lightly to coat.
Zest a lemon and a lime, then sprinkle the melon balls with 1 teaspoon of lemon zest and 1 tablespoon of lime zest. Place the bowl in the refrigerator for at least one hour before serving. The longer you leave the fruit, the more it will soak up the rum mixture -- so beware. Toss once more before serving and enjoy.
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&bull 1/4 cup salt
&bull 1/4 cup packed basil leaves
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&bull 1/2 cup dark brown sugar
&bull 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
&bull 1/4 teaspoon allspice
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Cored and prepped
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Half a seedless watermelon, sliced into wedges
Juice from one lime (2 tablespoons)
¼ cup roasted peanuts, chopped (I used sriracha seasoned peanuts)
1 minced garlic clove (Approx 2 TBS)
Crunchy peanut butter, melted
half a red onion, thinly sliced (others prefer it diced)
Pinch of black pepper to taste
Optional: red pepper flakes or sliced jalapenos or sliced red peppers of your choice (I skipped this option).
1. First, in a bowl, whisk lime juice, cilantro, brown sugar, honey, and garlic until sugar dissolves. Stir in melted peanut butter and onion. Set aside.
2. Next, arrange wedges on a platter and drizzle with dressing. Garnish with additional crushed peanuts. Serve and enjoy.
Notes: If you’re made uneasy by my lack of specific measurements, please see my comments regarding that on this recipe (hint: it’s a cultural practice). The exact measurements depend on your preference and fondness for the ingredients.
Admittedly, I could have sliced these onions a little finer. These savory slices are succulent & juicy!
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Fruitcake gets a bad rap, every year. People either love it or they hate it I don’t think there is an “in between.” do you? I don’t even know anyone who has never received a Fruitcake during the holidays.
In one of my food groups, I saw Kenneth Goh’s recipe for a Three Ingredient Fruitcake. He got it from another site, whole claims that it is “a Blue Ribbon Award Winning Recipe.”
Like Kenneth, I was skeptical about how this recipe would turn out, especially since I was planning to convert it to a Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake.
Cast of Ingredients to Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake
This recipe uses no eggs and cooks in a Pressure Cooker, which is a moist environment. My concern was the fluffiness and texture of the cake. Fruit is already moist and I did not want the cake overly moist. Would it work?
I am also not a fruitcake lover, so I don’t have a preference one way or the other. I do, however, love dried fruit. That is just an aside. Now you know.
This recipe uses Self Rising Flour. If you don’t have any on hand, don’t worry, you can simply make your own Self Rising Flour with my How to Make Self Rising Flour recipe.
If you use dried fruit rather than candied fruit, make sure the dried fruit is naturally dried and not sugar-coated. If using dried fruit with sugar, rinse the fruit with water to remove the sugar.
Sugar coated dried fruit is cloyingly sweet and the cake will probably be inedible. Some people like to use Paradise Fruit Cake Mix and a bit of dried fruit, just to get some more color. Make sure you first rinse the fruit in some water to remove some of the sugar.
I used dried kiwi, mango, apricot, apples, peaches, cranberries, raisins and cherries.
The original Three Ingredient Fruitcake recipe calls for Iced Coffee, Tea or Fruit Juice. I chose orange juice for this recipe, because, that is what I had in the house. Pineapple Juice, I think, would be terrific.
I am now really curious about using Iced Coffee that sounds yummy. I may need to make another Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake soon.
In a leak-proof 40 oz container or a heavy duty storage baggie, combine the juice with the Mixed Fruit.
Refrigerate the Dried and/or Mixed Fruit with the juice overnight. The fruit will soak up the juice and make the fruit very plump.
The Dried and/or Mixed Fruit will be very plump, with little juice left in the Lock N Lock 40 oz Storage Container.
With so many options and with this easy recipe, you can make Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcakes one after the other. Try some with Iced Coffee and different types of juice.
Add Self Rising Flour and Fruit to a Bowl
To keep things simple and easy for you, I used Self Rising Flour. If you don’t have any Self Rising Flour, check out my How to Make Your Own Self Rising Flour recipe.
Don’t Scoop from the Container or Bag of Flour
I don’t want you to end up with a rubbery or a brick Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake and then blame the recipe.
Proper measurement of Flour is essential!
Gently Combine Fruit, Juice, and Flour
Gently combine the Self Rising Flour and the Soaked Mixed Fruit. The batter will be very, very thick.
If you want to add nuts, add them in here.
Grease and Flour Push Pan
Generously grease and flour your Push Pan. Don’t use Parchment Rounds for this particular cake. You will end up with the Parchment Rounds very stuck on to the bottom of your Push Pan.
Add the batter to the Prepared Push Pan
The batter will be thick and wet. Place it into the prepared Push Pan and level the top.
Place water and trivet into Pressure Cooker
Add some water and place a Trivet into your Instant Pot or Pressure Cooker.
Lower Cake Pan into Pressure Cooker
The Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake will be very, very dense and heavy. Allow it to cool for a bit before removing the outer ring.
Push the pan ring down to expose the Fruitcake
Any jar that will fit into the opening of the Push Pan will work.
I used this LamsonSharp Chef’s Slotted Turner to remove the Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake to a plate. It’s super thin and fits easily between the Fruitcake and the base of the pan.
It is not a good idea to cut the Fruitcake on top of the Push Pan base, as it will scratch and sticking will become a problem.
Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake
This Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake makes a beautiful presentation Since there is no alcohol, kids can enjoy the Fruitcake too! Of course, you can always soak the fruit in rum if you like!
Pressure Cooker Three Ingredient Holiday Fruitcake
I wanted more traditional slices, so I first cut the cake in half and then cut slices from the inside to the outside. For more holiday baking, see my Pressure Cooker Holiday Corny Cornbread, Pressure Cooker Jewish Noodle Kugel, and others at ThisOldGal.com.
Remember, this is a very heavy and dense cake. People report that toasting slices of this Fruitcake make the cake super yummy.
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